We're bringing the war back home
The occasion of the possible sunset of the 1994 Federal assault weapon ban reminds one: it is a respected ancient tradition for the victorious soldier to bring home a trophy from the vanquished. That trophy was usually a weapon claimed from his defeated foe.

What better to motivate some of our troops in Southwest Asia? Just remove the red tape.

Okay, yeah, it's just a Kalashnikov. But it's the thought that counts.