20080114
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Staff meeting on Monday: we're sending too many emails to all of the Soldiers, instead of distributing some kinds of information down through the chain of command. OKfine. We'll start sending some information directly to section leads and platoon sergeants, and counting on them to get it downward to the Soldiers, and to funnel their questions back up through those same middlemanagers.
Wednesday: one of our Soldiers is home from the hospital, doing fine, won't be on duty again for rest of week. First Sergeant grabs me, tells me to send an email to all the troops to let them know.
"Top, we were briefed to start using the chain to distribute more kinds of information."
"Just send an email."
"Top, this is getting out of hand. Do you have a typing profile?"
"OK, we'll involve the chain of command. The Commander told me to tell you to send an email to all our Soldiers, telling them that Munoz is out of the hospital."
"You mean the same Commander who has a Blackberry on his hip? That commander, who can send email while he's on the shitter?"
"Get out of my office and send the email."
Friday: "You forgot to say he'll be back on duty next week."
"Correct, Top, but I did say he was off duty for the rest of this week."
Wednesday: one of our Soldiers is home from the hospital, doing fine, won't be on duty again for rest of week. First Sergeant grabs me, tells me to send an email to all the troops to let them know.
"Top, we were briefed to start using the chain to distribute more kinds of information."
"Just send an email."
"Top, this is getting out of hand. Do you have a typing profile?"
"OK, we'll involve the chain of command. The Commander told me to tell you to send an email to all our Soldiers, telling them that Munoz is out of the hospital."
"You mean the same Commander who has a Blackberry on his hip? That commander, who can send email while he's on the shitter?"
"Get out of my office and send the email."
Friday: "You forgot to say he'll be back on duty next week."
"Correct, Top, but I did say he was off duty for the rest of this week."
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