a nomination for the position of Director of the Transportation Security Administration, under a Reynolds/Lucas ticket.
- E-tickets from API 250 will be honored as the sole necessary qualification for commercial pilots under the Federal Flight Deck Officer program.
- FFDOs will use their own sidearms. None of this locked-cabin-box bullshit either; you're trained to shoot it, you wear it.
- Uniform alterations to prevent printing will be expensed to the airline.
- Passengers: you're getting your Gerber E-Z-Outs back. And your crochet hooks, and any other implements that have been seized. You're not taking your shoes off any more either.
- Other reasonable proposals will be entertained.