Haven't seen any yet

I was hoping to see some Kalashnikovs in the streets---Sarah Brady said so---but none have surfaced just yet. At least on my usual route along Mississippi, Chambers, and Parker Road, and if there are any in Aurora or Parker, that's where the little bastards would be. Right on the sidewalks. Were they supposed to be falling from the sky?

To anybody reading, if you do see one and don't really want it for yourself, hold it for me, would you?

Maybe I have to wait until after midnight tonight. Tomorrow's another day.