My wife lets me spend most of the day converting antelope into sausage or corned antelope, with the enthusiastic assistance of The Cabinet Man (thanks, TCM).
She and I discuss
What Not To Wear as it would apply to her, in the abstract. She really is the kind of woman to whom I could say, "that makes you look fat," and live to not regret it.
Then I discover that she's a closet
Farscape fan. I ask her to watch the
library for Babylon 5 DVDs. She says "OK."
I am not worthy of her. I'll keep her just the same.